York: Hey 47! Turn down!

479er: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT! *plummets the pelican towards the ground*

Wash: *screaming*

elitches was awesome, hung out with some cool people. worth it.

I’ve been in this line for an hour and it’s hot as hell.

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

kombuchaclock:

Oh, no, thank you, I’m stuffed, I couldn’t possibly eat another baby.

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

our favorite ais in long time no see

officialburnie:

im gonna cry look at her

swarnpert:

unsalted fries

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